Banned From the Bathtub

The World Must Be Flat (Because You've Fallen Off the Face of It)

It's Not About the Horniness, It's About the Loneliness

She Only Dates Astronauts (So What on Earth is She Doing with Me?)

My Figurative Heart

You Heard What I Spelled!

I Just Want to Take You to Applebee's

I Did Get Scabies Once, So I Guess That's Pretty Punk