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Introduction, A Gift From Derrick

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Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow

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Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW

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Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center

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A LinkedIn Profile

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The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe

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Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine

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Contacting Celebrities On Facebook

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Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH

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Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods

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I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage

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Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable

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Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo

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Throat, Arms & Hands

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Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax

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Horse Galloping

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Cat Asking For Directions

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Two Sheep Arguing

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Mice Making Fried Rice

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Fox Embarrassed About His Boner

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Giraffe Sleeping

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Chicken Prostitute Haggling

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Toilet Flushing

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Automatic Door Opening

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Frying Pan Sizzle

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Dishwasher Running

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Telephone Ringing

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Telephone Falling On The Ground

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VCR Ejecting A Tape

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Group Of Businessmen Agreeing

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Baby Locked In A Dresser

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Little Girl Crying

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Man Walking In Boots

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Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man

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TV Audience Clapping At Food

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Last Guy At A Rave

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Scanning An Item

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Feeling For A Ripe Avocado

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Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy

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Jack-In-The-Box

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Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie

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Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For

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Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar

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Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock

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Powerful Senator

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Powerful Senator II

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Ambient Noise In An Airplane

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Airplane Flying

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Police Siren In Europe

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Police Siren In Belgium

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.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon

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Gays In The Military

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Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business

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Computer Downloading A File

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Kids Playing In The Park

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Kids Playing In The Park II

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Spaceship Flying

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Spaceship Crashing

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Going To Warp Speed

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Alien Supermarket

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Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands

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Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower

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Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats

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Tree Falling In A Forest

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Jewish Person Saying “Oy Vey” Wrong

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People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency

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Living Helicopter Complaining

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Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna

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Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial

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Elephant Having Trouble

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One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money

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Telephone Calling A Toaster

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Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question

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Shortwave Radio

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Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall

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Dentist Having Sex

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Panda At A Hotel

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Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them

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Cat That Doesn’t Mind

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Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky

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Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous

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Old Man’s Penis

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Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom

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Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie

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Guy Getting A Sweet Beej

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Fire Hydrant That Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know It’s Anti-Semitic

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Bellhop Who Got Stung

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LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi

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LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise

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Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich

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Too Many Pieces Of Paper

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Magic Clown Using His Powers

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Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion

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The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better

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Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong

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Misogynistic Maple Trees

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Apple Sauce Being Naughty

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Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf

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Cookies Being Arrested

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Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat

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Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World

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Desk Covered In Hair

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Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time

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Boy Who Loves Hammocks

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A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter

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Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies

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Yellow Line That Divides Roads

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Smell Of A Pear

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Group Of Wealthy Men

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25 Rats Sleeping

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Telescope Being Defensive

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Larry King Being Told Important Information

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The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record

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Little Girl Teasing A Lamp

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Zoo With Nothing To Lose

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Friendship Bracelet

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Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir

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Two Lost Fireflies

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Elevator At The Empire State Building

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Tip Of A Billionaire’s Penis

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Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood

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French Kids Picking Apples

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Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts

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Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated

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RomneyCare & ObamaCare

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The Nerve Of Some People

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Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident

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A BuzzFeed List

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Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged

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Fox News & MSNBC

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Amicable Divorce

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Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom

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Telecommuting Cat

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Caldor Binge Drinking

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Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game

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School Teacher Given Permission

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High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future

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Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City

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The Czech Republic

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Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad

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Hotel Bed That Is Tired

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Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels

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Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction

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A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs

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Apple Cider Vinegar

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I Simply Keep Crying

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Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook

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Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations

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Conversational Russian In The Workplace

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Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings

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Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest

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Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces

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Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia

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Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia

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Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status

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Enter The Fuckscape

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Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner

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I’m A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor

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I Thought I Was The Pancake Man

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You’re A World-Class Pussy-Grifter

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Intro To Ringtones

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Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate

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Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp

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Phone Is Ringing

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Husband Calling

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Someone Is Calling

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Fuckface Calling

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Wouowowoooouuuooo

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Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!

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Luuuuleelaaalalou!!

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Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua

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Answer The Phone

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Susan Sarandon Is Calling

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I Can’t Answer The Phone

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Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages

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The Sizzle-Maker

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Leave Your Name

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Penicillin Dong

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Thong McHacky-Sack

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Confident Balls

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Crème Fresh Jackson

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I Can’t Answer The Phone 2

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Flitchy Woo-Woo

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Slick Motherfucker

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Can’t Come To Phone

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Hello, Mr. Cunt

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Standard Greeting 1

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